Whiskey Wisdom

One menial job plus a second menial job does not bring dignity. In mathematical terminology:                                   1m + 1m ≠ Dig...

I toy with the concept of death but I'm basically full of shit. I'm not talking suicide here, calm down, Christ I got a lot to make ...

 "Be like the fountain that overflows, not like the cistern that merely contains." Paulo Coelho Now that there, well now, that...

 If a colonoscopy represents a refreshing break from work, you got a fucking problem.

My wife is active on Facebook.  I backed away from it because I was not getting enough love. My posts are brilliant, obviously, and when I p...

 The worst moment of my day is the moment when I close my book, stand up from my recliner, pick up my coffee cup, and walk into the kitchen ...

 $500,000. That's how much Billy Bob won on his scratch ticket. Who knew?  Six months ago, on his birthday, after buying hundreds of scr...