A Handy Message, In Case You Need It

 "You're going to fry in the electric chair. Your flesh will burn and your toupee will ignite, and your caps will glow red, and your beard will smoke, and your contact lenses will melt into your eyeballs. And when you're dead, you'll go to hell and fry again."

John Corey to Fredric Tobin, in the book Plum Island