Whiskey Wisdom

 "You're going to fry in the electric chair. Your flesh will burn and your toupee will ignite, and your caps will glow red, and you...

 "Memories, on speed, are like little children running in traffic, only there are not enough cars to hit them all. The past keeps intru...

 "Be grateful for what you have (It's probably more than you think)......................... If you and your children are basically...

 All I ever truly wanted from life was that a hot dog diet got me shhhhhhhhhhredded.

 "No pain, no death, is more terrible to a wild creature than its fear of man. A red-throated diver, sodden and obscene with oil, able ...

 "Hard to thrill, nothing really moves me anymore, hard to thrill, nothing really moves me anymore, there is nothing you can show me th...

 Rublev vs Alcaraz. Rublev won the first set. Holy shit. Those boys were hitting those balls hard - sounded like bombs going off. Unbelievab...