Hell, Things Are Not So Bad

 Aye, laddie, if a beloved dictator is working hard to destroy your life, if your landlord is working hard to destroy your life, if you are over 70 years old and feeling a financial crunch, if the only jobs you can land are menial with meager pay, your body aches unforgivingly  - one day this hurts, the next day that hurts, then what are you to do?

As Monty Python advised, Always Look on The Bright Side of Life:

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad, other things just make you sweat and curse, when you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble - give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best, and always look on the bright side of life................................

For life is quite absurd, and death's the final word, you must always face the curtain with a bow, forget about your sin, give the audience a grin, enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow, so always look on the bright side of death, just before you draw your terminal breath.............................................

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it, life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, you'll see it's all a show, keep 'em laughin' as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you, and always look on the bright side of life....................................

I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing, you're going back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing.

Always look on the bright side of life"

Now don't you feel better?

I feel positively ecstatic.