Can't Keep It Inside Anymore

The first thing I want to say is addressed to all you fucking jerk-offs with 300 rolls of toilet paper stashed away at home.

Fuck off and drop dead.

My first impulse is to pray you get Corvid-19 and die a horrible, lonely death. But I think I have a better solution.

I hope you develop a case of explosive diarrhea. So much so that all you can do is shit. Spending 24 hours a day sitting on your toilet, unable to wipe your ass at all. Shitting until you collapse and die from dehydration.

Then I'm gonna come over and take your toilet paper.

The soft hearted keep saying "Remember, we are all in this together. We gotta take care of each other". We don't live in that world anymore (if we ever did). The world we live in is filled with hatred and the imminent threat of violence.

Simply put - if we were all in this together there would be toilet paper on the shelves.

Instead we all crawl around like fucking bugs desperately fighting to find tp. Because all the selfish pricks - and there are millions of them - care only about themselves. Period. They do not give a fuck about anyone else; they do not give a fuck if other people die; they do not give a fuck if other people have access to simple life necessities.

I had to pick up equipment at work yesterday so I can work at home. While I was in Concord I popped into Market Basket for food and ...............tp. No fucking tp. Again. And again and again.

I also popped into Rite Aid. No fucking tp.

I have been to two different Market Baskets, Shaw's, Rite Aid, Target, Harvester Market.

This is easily the 10th, 12th or 15th time I have gone looking for tp. I have only scored twice. I check online multiple times a day. Nothing.

I got sage advice telling me that I gotta make an early morning run if I want a chance, which is obviously what I am going to have to do. But if I get up at 5 or 6 to connect with early morning hours and there is no TP, someone is gonna die. If I see someone walking out of the store with TP I will bash their legs with a baseball bat and steal the precious goods. Even if it is a 93 year old woman.

I gotta get up early to score TP? Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

Next: Wanna know what trump supporters do when they are stuck at home? They ride 4 wheelers endlessly around their yard and fire guns in the back yard.

I have a trump supporter next door. A real brainless motherfucker. He owns some bizarre military vehicle - a big goddamn thing in camouflage colors. Probably not even legal. He rides it up and down the street from time to time. Complete with a full size trump flag in the back.

His kid rides his 4 wheeler endlessly during the day. Last weekend dad was out in the back yard firing his gun, which does not happen often.

I guarantee you he wasn't sharpening his aim. I guarantee you he was sending a message to his neighbors. When he runs out of tp (300 rolls later) he will come over here, shoot me in the face, and take mine.

What he doesn't know is that he won't get away with it. I am an angry man. I hated my fucking life before I was reduced to scavenging for tp. I really hate my life now.

It will be like that scene in the movie, the scene that everybody loves. The quiet guy who never raises his fists until he is pushed too far. Then he beats the living shit out of someone, really destroys them physically, maybe kills them, continually smashing his fist into their face long after they have gone unconscious.

That is where I am at.

Just thought you should know.