Tuesday, March 27, 2018

A Solution for America

First of all, trump has gotta go.

Pancreatic cancer would be nice. A Stage 4 diagnosis. No pain medication allowed.

In fact what I would like to see is that his access to pain medication goes through one person only - one of his loyal voters who has realized that trump lied - about everything.

Picture the scene - trump is writhing in excruciating pain, so much so that he falls off his bed begging his loyal voter to get him some medication. The Loyal One responds: "No problem, Supreme Leader Trump - I'll be right back". The guy then proceeds to walk out of the room smiling, and heads to the nearest bar for an ice cold one and a magnificent burger.

All the while thinking to himself "No fucking way, you lying piece of shit".

Unfortunately you cannot rely on terminal illness to save us all. Too unpredictable.

What a shame.

Honestly I want to see trump destroyed. Impeached, convicted, run out of office and then convicted of every business related crime imaginable. I want to see him broke and in prison.

I want him incarcerated in ADX - a supermax prison located in Colorado. No white collar prison for this festering turd.

The Voters:

50% of the people who elected trump are rabid, drooling dogs. Really stupid people. The same people who show up for his rallies and actually still believe he is on their side, mindlessly cheering him on as he continues to lie profusely, and as he moves forward with his plans for dictatorship, and his plans to funnel even more money to the rich while throwing a bone to the working poor.

They should all be executed.

This will immediately raise the average IQ of this country by fifty points, it will ensure that a political tragedy like this never happens again, and it will decrease the surplus population.

The rest of the people who voted for trump are the nose holders. The ones "smart" enough to know that trump would be a disaster, that he was lying continuously, that he was racist, misogynistic, xenophobic and just plain stupid. And they voted him in anyway.

Because they "just could not vote for Hillary".

Unbelievably ridiculous.

Every single one of these people should be forced to publicly apologize for what they have done.

Rallies could be organized with barbecue and booze, music and good will. The guilty could get up one by one and admit the horrendous mistake they made and apologize to us for doing so.

Against a backdrop of people chanting "Promises made, promises broken". Wearing hats that read: "He flushed America down the toilet, again".

Hopefully this will embarrass them enough to break their will and inspire them to vote intelligently next time. Get them to understand that elections have consequences.

 I believe this a cogent, well thought out plan to save America.

Let me know if you have anything to add.

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