If you knew a guy who prepared for work, occasionally, in the following manner, you would condemn him as insane.
First, a shot of absinthe. 140 proof. 1 and 1/2 ounces of this infamous liquid consumed slowly and appreciatively over a 45 minute span.
Then, a couple of hits off the pipe.
Not crack, for Christ sake - weed.
Next, off to work.
You would condemn this man.
I call him hero.