Thursday, July 11, 2019

Drinking Quotes (Memorize them, unless you're already drunk)

I always come back to this quote on July 4th: "Remember, if you drink a fifth on the fourth you might not come forth on the fifth." It amuses me to think that there are millions of people who don't even know what a fifth is.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
     Ernest Hemingway

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food."
      W.C. Fields

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