Monday, February 20, 2012

Clothing The Corpse

So I'm choosing the clothes for The Interview - Version 2.0. Can't wear the same exact outfit because they will use it against me.
"This guy is wearing the same getup he wore two weeks ago. Must be the only dress clothes he owns. We cannot hire a guy with that limited a wardobe to work in our store humping boxes of booze around."

Or even more insulting: "This guy is wearing the same getup he wore two weeks ago. If he doesn't care enough to even try..............."

Really I'm only picking out a different shirt. Different tie. Same shoes, same suit jacket, same pants. As I was doing it, I felt like a family member picking out an outfit for a recently deceased loved one.

Hopefully this is not an omen.

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