Marti DiBirgi: "David St. Hubbins..I must admit I've never heard anyone with that name."
David St. Hubbins: "It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint."
MD: "Oh, there actually is, uh .................there was a Saint Hubbins?"
DSH: "That's right, yes."
MD: "What was he the saint of?"
DSH: "He was the patron saint of quality footwear."
(Editor's note: It is even funnier with the accent.)