Sunday, August 22, 2021

Ryan Fitzpatrick (Where's The Justice?)

Ryan Fitzpatrick is an NFL quarterback.

He came into the league in 2005 and is still playing. His career so far has spanned 16 years. 

In that time he has played for eight teams - St. Louis Rams, Cincinnati Bengals, Buffalo Bills, Tennessee Titans, Houston Texans, New York Jets, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins, and currently with the Washington Football Team (stupidest team name ever). 

He has had only two winning seasons. 2015 with the Jets and 2020 with the Dolphins.

He has never made the playoffs.

His career win/loss record is 59-86-1. For the athletically uninitiated that translates into 59 wins, 86 losses and 1 tie. Eighty six fucking losses.

Ryan Fitzpatrick signed a 1 year contract this year with the Washington Football Team for $10 million.

Ten million dollars.

His net worth is roughly estimated at $24 million.

My "career" has roughly paralleled Fitzpatrick's in success rate.

My net worth is roughly estimated at $375.00.

No one is offering me a $10 million dollar contract.

Where is my ten million?

There is something very wrong with this picture.

It disturbs me.

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