Wednesday, July 3, 2013

07/04/13

I cannot tell you how privileged I feel to be working tomorrow.

July 4th. I am working on July 4th.

This is the pristine culmination of the American Dream.

To have the honor of going to work on a day when 98% of America will be beering and barbecuing, truly makes me proud.

This represents the triumph of commercialism.

There are many like me. I wish you well.

Any hump that comes into The Asylum tomorrow is a loser. A cancerous, scum-backed loser. If you have to buy booze on the 4th, you suck. People like you make it easy for greedy organizations like The New Hampshire State Liquor Commission to have all their stores open on a NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

Even better, on Sunday, when most of America will be winding down their 4 day weekend - I will be working again.

America has morphed from a land of opportunity to a land of exploitation.

Have a wonderful, peaceful, family-fun filled, goddamn 4th of July weekend.

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