Sunday, December 6, 2020

Life Advice Tip #239

If you are just setting out in life, slipping into the "responsible" portion of your meaningless existence, please take heed.

Buy yourself a mini throw pillow. Strap it to the side of your head every night when you get home from work.

That way when you beat your head against the wall in desperation you will do minimal damage.

This is important because you will be assaulting the wall repeatedly throughout your life.

Why?

Because you will never learn your lesson.

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