My previous mentality was to limit the amount of drugs needed to survive.
I am not talking about the fun stuff - coke, pain killers, pot. Powder, pills and weed.
I am talking about the prescription drugs that grease the wheels of the medical and pharmaceutical communities.
At one point I was chained to three prescriptions, including one for acid reflux. I decided I could do without the acid reflux pill. Did some research and discovered that a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar a day fights acid reflux. I nixed the prescription and starting consuming a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar a day. I always have to go bigger.
It works. Not quite as well as the pill but I am OK with that.
So I was down to two prescriptions.
Now I am back up to three.
I have decided to go balls to the wall in the opposite direction. I now want every disease and affliction, real or imagined, known and diagnosed by man.
And I want prescriptions for every pill needed to combat these illnesses.
I am going to fill a bowl full of these pills, like a candy dish overflowing with M&M's. All mixed together randomly. Gonna keep it on the kitchen counter.
Every morning when I get up, I will scoop up a handful of pills and wash them down with a glass of Paul Newman's pineapple orange delight.
See what happens.
Wild abandon in the world of prescription medication.
What could be more thrilling than that?.
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