Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Fat Man In A Tie

            Reprised from July 3, 2012


 


He flipped off the mirror, the mirror just laughed.


Cheap clothes and beer belly,


pants sagged off the ass.


 


A body misshapen and awkward


and cruel,


a diet of burgers and beer


burned as fuel.


 


How did this happen to a man once so proud?


A man who wore clothes that screamed “style” right out loud.


The waist once so skinny and tastefully clothed,


Sharp suits, tailored shirts made a comment quite bold


 


But now it’s the discounts and surplus stores too,


until he gets skinny, used clothes will make do


He thinks about sit ups, the weights collect dust;


and starvation diets are always a bust.


 


A voice in the brain says “you’ll get it all back;


as soon as you’re ready, the fat you’ll attack.”


A second voice whispers “Please give me a break;


sit down with a pork chop, a beer and some cake.”


 


And so the dilemma, the ups and the downs;


he gets all dressed up, yet he looks like a clown.


His memory taunts him, reminiscence of flair;


the body betrayed him, it just isn’t fair.


 


But motivation is growing as pride makes him strong;


he’ll get back that body and sing a new song.


He pictures cool clothes with a grin ear to ear,


and celebrates change with a frosty cold beer.



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