The second copywriting website rejected me.
Rejected me. Are you kidding me? Come on, you have seen and appreciated the creative way I string words together. You love my writing. How can you not? I'm brilliant.
I submitted a writing sample and after a few days they came back with "Sorry, kid - you suck."
I put down a $20,000 deposit on a yacht, fully expecting these people to offer me a contract worth $4 million annually. Now what the fuck am I going to do? What will I tell Carol?
To summarize my copywriting career: I blew my first chance at it and that website treats me like a leper. Incommunicado, baby. The second website rejected me outright.
Holy shit, man - what am I gonna do?
Porn, baby.
Hell of a career in that.
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