Tuesday, January 8, 2013

A.M. Hallucination

Had a dream a morning ago.

Carol and I decided to drive over and visit Johnny Depp. Apparently he is a good friend of ours.

We walked into his house and he was hanging around with his mother-in-law and his sister. A casual day.

And he was fat.

From the waist down. His ass was huge and we could not avoid staring at it. He kept getting up and walking around the room and we just could not believe how fat he was.

After a while, with his back turned towards us, he slowly peeled down his pants.

He was wearing fat man pants as a joke.

He laughed. We laughed.

He wasn't fat after all.

I love my dreams.

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