You are reading a book.
Every time you turn the page, you turn two pages and you have to flip one back.
It is insane. Why is this happening? It drives you crazy.
Turn - two pages - Fuck! - flip one back - I just want to flow seamlessly with the story - that's all I want!!!!! No break in rhythm!
Why is this happening? Is it the texture of the pages? Is it the humidity? Is there some bizarre vibe zapping between your twisted brain and the book? Jesus!!!!!!
It's the worst thing in the world. I know you agree with me.
Nothing worse could ever happen to any human being in any circumstance.
I'm glad we agree.
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