Eating Grape-Nuts is like practicing celibacy.
It's like eremitic monasticism (characterized by a complete withdrawal from society).
It's like self-flagellation.
It's like sado-masochism.
Eating Grape-Nuts cleanses the soul. Self-deprivation to the max.
I am going to keep it up.
It can only make me a better human.
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