Friday, September 14, 2012

Box Cutter Syndrome

Pockets. I guess my pockets piss me off because there is nothing in them. I carry a wallet in the back left. There is definitely nothing in the wallet.
I could probably get by without a wallet for all the significance it carries.
Change, sometimes in one pocket or another, but nothing I can use to invest in the stock market.
Lots of stupid stuff I need for work. Badge with my name on it. How embarrassing.
Pen. Marker. Box cutter.
I never thought I would have a job that required me to carry a box cutter.
This is the third job I have had that requires me to carry a box cutter.
Maybe I should cut my goddamn pockets off.

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