Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Fuck You, Santa

 No Movado.

No fucking Lincoln.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I asked for them. I deserve them. Weren't you listening?

I have been a good boy. Exceptionally good. Christ, since October I have reduced whiskey consumption by 75%.  What more do you want?

Carol begins each day dancing a jig of gratitude. Bounces out of bed and starts hopping around the bedroom.

I deserve a Movado and a Lincoln for doubling her happiness.

Fuck you. I'll do it myself.

And on December 24, 2023 I will blow your fucking sleigh out of the sky with my Ar-15.

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