I love Tweety Bird and Keith Richards. Serial killers fascinate me and so do my cats. I worship The Allman Brothers Band and I sing to Saturday Night (Bay City Rollers) at the Booze Emporium. I slurp whiskey but feel so much better when I don't. I hate my gut while I eat an entire sleeve of Girl Scout cookies. I think I am amazing but I'm afraid to prove it. I am achingly sensitive but I want to disembowel those who disrespect me. My brain is advanced but my life is retarded.
Essentially I am confused.
More to come?
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